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Curse you Howard Dean!

Curse you for quitting so soon! It’s not that I wanted you to win, oh heavens no! I was actually going to post this:

“An Open Letter to Democratic Candidate Howard Dean

Dear Dr.Dean,

Please drop out. I realize your efforts are proving not to be a total wash out, as you have more delegates than Edwards… so it’s not that.

It’s not that you are wasting the media’s time either. Sure your draconian firings of underlings each time you look bad gets press and takes away from reports of the weather and A-Rod (blech), but that’s not why I’m writing.

Frankly, you scare me.

Your insidious grin reminds me of that which you seek to destroy – G.W. himself. You’re an angry man, sir. You seem unstable. You seem arrogant. You’re about to snap.

Your claim that you can balance the countries budget like you did Vermont’s made me shudder. See, Vermont has no military (that we know of) to account for; and that policy of turning your state into a corporate playground is even less progressive than anything going today.

So Doctor, give it a break.

Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen”

You had to go and get a jump on me, didn’t you? You’re too hasty too I see.

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