Naughty or Nice: Who Can Say?
Dear Mister Eccentric, How can Santa really know if I’ve been naughty or nice? I don’t believe he can! – Little Albert Trundle…
Browsing: Ask Mr. Eccentric
Random Fire Round: Yahoo! Answers
This week, Mr. Eccentric is picking harvesting the internet for the “best” quandaries he can answer in five seconds or less.
One Drafty Friday Morn
Dear Mr. Eccentric, I am a veteran of the Cabbage Patch Wars of the 80’s…
B'ak'tun the Drawing Board
In this week’s installment, Mr. Eccentric explains the “real” story behind the, now defunct, Mayan apocalypse.
Where's Your Poseidon Now?
Dear Mr. Eccentric I can’t help but think there’s not enough coverage and/or outrage over…
Over the Top Holiday
Dear Mr. Eccentric, I am having a huge holiday soiree is a few days for…
Near Manhattan Data Transfer
Dear Mr. Eccentric I’m not the most tech savvy person these days. I used to…
A Cure For Cabin Fever
Dr. Mr. Eccentric I am currently laid up from school with what is most likely…
In The Dog House: Follow-up
You sonofa… I took your advice about the nutria for a family pet and the…
In The Dog House
Dear Mr. Eccentric My name is Miguel. I am a jockey from Florida, and keep…