Ask Mr. Eccentric

Highly unqualified, Mr. Eccentric answers your burning questions about the world and personal problems; or makes up your burning questions about the world and personal problems; or burns your questions about the world and personal problems… or something like that.

A Cure For Cabin Fever

May 5, 2020

What to do if you’re home sick and stumble across a rift in space time? Mr. E has an answer.

Naughty or Nice: Who Can Say?

December 21, 2016

Dear Mister Eccentric, How can Santa really know if I’ve been naughty or nice? I don’t believe he can! – Little Albert Trundle…

Random Fire Round: Yahoo! Answers

December 6, 2016

This week, Mr. Eccentric is picking harvesting the internet for the “best” quandaries he can answer in five seconds or less.

One Drafty Friday Morn

November 22, 2016

Dear Mr. Eccentric, I am a veteran of the Cabbage Patch Wars of the 80’s and Elmo Wars of the 90’s. This year I’ve been drafted by my youngest granddaughter to get some newfangled digital thing available this Black Friday. But I’ve seen so much horror, I don’t think I can do it again. Suggestions?…

B’ak’tun the Drawing Board

December 22, 2012

In this week’s installment, Mr. Eccentric explains the “real” story behind the, now defunct, Mayan apocalypse.