Ask Mr. Eccentric

Highly unqualified, Mr. Eccentric answers your burning questions about the world and personal problems; or makes up your burning questions about the world and personal problems; or burns your questions about the world and personal problems… or something like that.

Fooled Moon

March 30, 2006

Dear Mr. Eccentric, Is it true that the moon landing was done in a Hollywood studio like some people keep telling me it was, or did it really happen like I think? Sincerely, Curious in California Dear Mr.CuroCa, Ah, how politics illicit such intrigue in our lives. It is a good thing, Kurki, that you…

A Dindin Din

March 21, 2006

Ah, hello there. Allow me to introduce yourself to myself. For legal purposes you cannot possibly fathom, my name is Mr. Eccentric, and I am the problem to all your answers… wait, what? I am the resident advice columnist for the New World Otter. It is here that I will provide answers to all your…