B’ak’tun the Drawing Board

Dear Mister Eccentric, Where’s the kaboom? The Mayans promised an Earth shattering kaboom! Marvin T. Marshall Mars, PA. Ah those crazy Mayans. It still astounds me how accurate their calendar... Continue...

A Waste of Time & Money

Warning, the following piece concerns the touchy subjects of Casey Anthony and Sarah Palin. This isn’t however my views on them per se. Most of you can, by now, divine my takes on a irresponsible... Continue...

And You Think Printer Ink is Expensive Now?

We all know that most famous of Star Trek lines… no, not “make it so.” No, not “damnit Jim I’m an -insertsomethinghere-” I mean: Tea. Earl Grey, hot. The favorite replicated beverage... Continue...

The Random Selections From the 1994 ed. of the QPB Dictionary of Difficult Words II Printy

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What Stays In Vegas Has Got To Get There First

Seventeen years is an unfathomable amount of time to be fathoming, especially when there’s undies to be packed. It’s enough time to be born and go college picking. It’s enough time to... Continue...

Where’s Your Poseidon Now?

Dear Mr. Eccentric I can’t help but think there’s not enough coverage and/or outrage over the Deepwater Horizon disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. There seemed to be way more coverage and scandal... Continue...

The Green Office

Well, we all know that C.E.O.s want more greenery in their office, whether it be the almighty dollar or just a nifty little putting space in corner. But, in honor of Earth Day, let’s talk about non-decadent... Continue...

Those Darn Celebrities 3-10-10

“Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was... Continue...

Facebook

Just created a Facebook fan page for this place. You can find it here – FACEBOOK!!!!!!!  Read More →

Resurecting a post

It appears, whilst reformatting some older posts, I came across a link to a post that didn’t exist. Well, it did exist; it just never got entered into the WordPress Engine when we converted back... Continue...

In Time For the Holidays: A Calamari Wall Hanging

“Here we have one big ass tentacle. Add a touch of eerie goodness to your home decor. Bursting through a wall of faux bricks, this fabulous bit of cephalopod is sure to delight young and old alike.”... Continue...

Holy Cow, Cartoon Network’s Showin’ Cartoons Again

I was just channel surfing and came across the Pink Panther on Cartoon Network. Cartoons, on Cartoon Network! Who’d a thunk? They went down that slippery slope of changing formats – showing... Continue...

Normans finally develop WMDs!!!

Nine-hundred and forty-three years since the first mechanically fired bolt streamed across the battlefields of Europe, the crossbow has been upgraded for the 20th century (yes, yes I know its the 21st…... Continue...

Construction…Again

3:30PM Pardon the dust, as the Sisyphean task of upgrading the otter continues. Keep your eyes to this spot for more details.  Read More →

The Afghan Province Printy

Seeing that we’re sending 30,000 more men and women into this area, it may be a good idea to know where we’re goin’ (cause we don’t know where we been)… Continue…  Read More →