Archive for October 2003
The Mighty Cheese &; Crisp
2 slices of Rye Bread 4 Slices of American Cheese Golden’s Spicy Brown Mustard Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips/Crisps (makes 1 sandwich) It’s a bit obvious what to do next, but for all you rocket scientists out there, I explain: Place two slices of bread on the plate, and place the cheese on said bread.…
Read MoreSports Cartoons
Sports cartoons were a series of short animations featuring animals playing a wide variety of sports, hockey and pro-wrestling to curling and tennis. More often than not, they featured an annoying blue cat trying to irk the heck out of a hippo or pig. However, the hippo never seemed to let the cat get the…
Read MoreThis Ain’t You Mum’s Teatime
Stuff you’ll be needing: Dinner roll sized Potato Rolls Sandwich stacker style sliced pickles Ketchup Lettuce Piccalilli Relish Egg Salad (however you like it) Cookies and/or Pastries Tea (no sh…) It’s amazing how pansyassed teatime can be. Tea built empires dammit! Now it’s resigned to old ladies and stuffed animals. Well screw that, it’s time…
Read MoreThe Mock Ploughman’s Sandwich
Ingredients: Hard Rolls or Italian/French Bread Branston Pickle American Cheese Thas as a mini version of a thing called a Ploughman’s lunch, which is some fruit, some veggies, a block of cheese and bread with a small cup of Branston Pickle – which is carrots, cauliflower, gherkins, marrows, onions. rutabega, tomatoes, and apples in a…
Read MoreA Modest Sized, Out of Control Ramble on Lawyers
A few months ago whilst on the NYC subway (where all the good things in life manifest themselves), I came upon ads for one of them there accidental law firms… you know the ones that leech off of society in the name of justice. And without a doubt, these ads prove that all, and I…
Read MoreKidd Video
Rock band turned animated fugitives in the this classic 80s cartoon that you thought existed but we’re sure of.
Read MoreThe Rundown
The Synopsis: In this Adventure/Comedy, a loan enforcer (The Rock) is sent to Brazil to track down his boss’ maverick archaeologist son (Seann William Scott), who has gotten mixed up in the gold mining town-that-time-evicted of EL Dorado, which is owned by the ever evil/eccentric Christopher Walken. Throw in some rebels (including a washed up…
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