Intelligent Design vs. Racism

According to your run of the mill zealot, the world and everything was first drawn out and planned to the letter on some cosmic blueprint (no doubt the constellations) by a great being of great wisdom and compassion. Whatever is here now was here since the construction of the earth some couple of thousand years ago, with NO deviation. What’s here has been here, and therefore is all good in the eyes of the lord.

However, most of these mill running zealots (coughrednecksfundamentalistsetccough) are of the impression that white folk are the dominant human form. Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Arabs, etc are all supposedly inferior.

Now, with no divergence of species to explain it; with no adaptation or survival of the fittest to fall back on – how for they inferior, eh? According to Intelligent Design / Creationism, “minorities” are part of the plan. They’ve been here alongside us all along.

Are you nincompoops saying the almighty made mistakes then? That warrants some sort of lightning shoved somewhere unpleasant or a natural disaster doesn’t it?

And don’t go blaming Satan for any non Caucasian. You know as well as anyone he’s a trickster not an engineer, and saying otherwise would put him equal to God; thus, earning you another Almighty Bitch Slap!

Bigots, you’ve reached an impasse. Stop trying to use religion to justify hate of any sort (Mr. Robertson, I’m glaring at you).

If you believe in I.D. thats fine, just realize we are all part of spaceship Earth’s manifest. If your bag is evolution, then we’re all specifically adapted variants of a species, each around because they’re the best at what they do.

(Note: this is aimed at any race thinking themselves #1, but white trash really needs a kick in the head.)