The Punisher (2004)

Set Up and Sarcasm In Marvel’s new conquest of cinematic features none are spared, sort of like the hero and villain characters in this 2004 movie about the popular Punisher comic series. Tom Jane plays Frank Castle a lawman who has the misfortune to kill the son of a respected business man and 800 pound…

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Hellboy

Overview and Wise Cracks Hellboy is based on the Dark Horse Comic bearing the same name and concerning itself about the exploits of the same character. Considering that, one might say this movie is aptly titled. This so aptly titled movie concerns itself with the origins of and partnering up of Hell Boy and his…

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Who’s Looking Out For You?

Overview and Odd Witticisms Bill O’Reilly returns and he’s just as outraged at injustice as he was in The No Spin Zone. As always the last chapter or in this case the last two chapters (plus the forward, but who reads those anyway, right?) get a might preachy and self-helpy which could be a strength…

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The Last Samurai

Overview and Wise Cracks In the Mid- to Late- 1870s Japan decided it was time to join the modern world and opened its ports to Europe and America. Towns grew, people adopted western dress, and democratic ideas infiltrated modern life. One might suspect that it was all milk and honey for everybody on board. Unfortunately…

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Van Helsing

Insults and Overviews Holy monkeys, would Bram Stoker have an aneurysm along with Mary Shelly at the sight of this abomination of cinematic sewage! Where to begin? Van Helsing is apparently the Lieutenant of God (yes, God is a military power) who suffers amnesia and works for the Vatican ridding the world of evil monsters,…

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Gallipoli

For a short time in 1915 British, French, Australian, New Zealander and Turkish soldiers killed themselves over a few stretches of beach, vying for the goal of Constantinople, aka Istanbul. Gallipoli is a dated book, written in the 1950s it still makes reference to the now defunct U.S.S.R. It is however rich with information and…

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Where the Buffalo Roam

But it’s true, all too true, my friend. Straight from the dawn of the 80’s (1980, to be exact) Where the Buffalo Roam has, yes, Bill Murray playing a very convincing Hunter S. Thompson. The actor assigned to play Thompson’s deranged lawyer/counter part Oscar Zeta Acosta however did not truly absorb the tweak driven, rage…

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A Dog Of Panic

A Dog of Panic by Ray Macula Upon the day, a Dog of Panic Crossed my way. A bearer of Havoc he was, He did say. And with him first the Blight did come, To rot out the teeth of everyone. Second, came on quite the affliction, Which could not be treated with the strongest…

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Death in the Valley of the Ants

Death in the Valley of the Ants by Ray Macula There is a valley of rock and sand, Arid and dusty is this land. From towers of dirt do they emanate, For the Royal’s Command do they emigrate. Their name is ‘Legion’ for they are many, Of one mind from worker to sentry. In the…

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I Am Azrael, Bringer of Doom

I Am Azrael, Bringer of Doom by Ray Macula By the Holy Imam I am called, “Azrael.” A servant of humanity of the Highest Order, For the broken and worn down I finalize their slaughter. I am the friend of the new, For I keep the world vibrant and healthy for you. I have nothing…

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