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To find the true meaning of the universe, one must ponder their bowl of cereal. Of course, you may consult the toast, but you will not get the stock quotes on the 3’s. With this, one will discover two things: The first is that the chickens are not what they seem. No, they are in fact owls. The second is the secret of can openers… There is no secret really, just keep your eye on the ball and swing. Of course, if your can slices – its’ home fries for you opponent. If you get hit by a pitch, however,…

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I guess there is no other way to kick off this thing then rambling on and on and on… One day I was a passing this old barn, ya see, and the old farmer (I assume he was and old farmer… who else would own an old barn?) came out of nowhere (which is a figurative term since nowhere doesn’t have a doorway or window from which you can come out of…). Anyhoo, and he grabs my arm (which, although was rude, there are ruder places to grab a body), spins me around and stares me down with his glass…

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