Posts by Ryan Livingston
Science Round-up 4/03
Humans – The Original DVD Human cloning ‘flawed’ (if the link is dead, here’s the txt version) Well, it seems the evil scientist crackpots have hit a stumbling block in the area of cloning. Apparently genetic material in primates, much like that which they create, are a fickle lot. When the cell splits, it’s feast…
Read MoreMy Rambling and Rough Hewn Thoughts on the War
Usually I ignore things written on bathroom walls, especially since I’m busy with other matters; but this struck me as cool. Here’s to Saddam Hiding in a Cave. May Marines piss Budweiser On that cocksucker’s grave. May they beat on his balls With a big brass hammer Until his asshole whistles The Star Spangled Banner.…
Read MoreMy Lunch With Steven
A deep heart to heart with Steven, the Dell spokesman, via an AIM chat.
Read MoreThe 4th Day of Spring
Yes, yes, spring is here. Oh how I look forward to being serenaded by Mr. Softee at one in the morning. Who picks these songs anyway? Pop Goes the Weasel and Turkey in the Straw were not meant to be looped while traveling at 1 MPH down a residential street. They were meant to be…
Read MoreDesert Storm II, Electric Boogaloo
When war in the Middle East breaks out, you know it’s time to look at your trading card collection. Really, is there a better way to comment on the latest current events than using Topps © 1991 Desert Storm trading Cards? I think not! He was so young way back when. Colin Powell – 4…
Read MoreMy Anti-Drug is Mass Transit.
I had said before that taking public transit is a good way to have a revelation. Well, I didn’t realize how true this was… The other day, on but one round trip, one could have made a solid case against the legalization of drugs… The morning began like any other- me getting up, getting dressed,…
Read MoreWhy I Left in the First Place…
If you don’t know me, I am a Christian… more specifically a recovering Catholic. I think I stopped going to church about three years ago. However, as of late I’ve been feeling empty, so for Lent I decided to start going back to mass. I mean, I may not see eye to eye with all…
Read MoreThere and back again, and back again yet again.
This is the saga of a hapless man’s return to college, in the vain attempt to succeed in life; written procrastinatedly, as would be expected from a college student. As you may or may not know, I have returned to the realm of college life; partially by choice and partially not. My highly skilled hide…
Read MoreOk this Koala climbs a telephone pole and….
Last Wednesday the face of television was changed forever. Well, mine was anyway, as I had put my shoe through it. Yep, you guessed it; Fox had another brilliant idea in the form of Man vs. Beast, a show that pitted animals against vegetables on a network made by people with calcium deposits in the…
Read MoreNew Year? Is That Anything Like “New Coke?”
Well, everybody should be over their New Years hangovers, and resolutions should have been shredded faster than… never mind, Enron jokes were so last year. So lets get down to brass tacks (what does that mean anyways?): Predictions for the new year! I say it’s gonna stink and no good is going to come from…
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