Those Darn Celebrities 3-10-10
“Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay…
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Normans finally develop WMDs!!!
Nine-hundred and forty-three years since the first mechanically fired bolt streamed across the battlefields of Europe, the crossbow has been upgraded for the 20th century…
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The Afghan Province Printy
Seeing that we’re sending 30,000 more men and women into this area, it may be a good idea to know where we’re goin’ (cause we…
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Over the Top Holiday
Dear Mr. Eccentric, I am having a huge holiday soiree is a few days for a few thousand of my closest friends. But, as I…
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Windows 7 – The Aftermath
There are a lot of senior citizens in my area. This is, after all, Florida. And contrary to popular belief, not all of them are…
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I Must Be Crazy – Windows7 Edition
So a month and a half ago I bought a brand new computer because nothing was wrong with my previous one. Not a thing. Ergo,…
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The OS Hall of Fame Printy
Yep, this is part of the NWOt’s Windows 7 extravaganza. It’s got a difficulty rating of “Where’s the Start button again?”
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Near Manhattan Data Transfer
Dear Mr. Eccentric I’m not the most tech savvy person these days. I used to be – I mean, I always had the latest digital…
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The Health Insurance Company Printy
They’re in the news, they’re on TV, now they’re in a children’s word find. See if you can sort out these HMO’s even if congress can’t.
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A Crappy Post
I am a vigilante plumber. The Phantom Plunger. I didn’t choose this life of clearing errant drains, it was thrust upon me out of desperation – for, no matter where I go there seems to be a jammed potty. A jammed potty that needs JUSTICE… or a good snaking.
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