It’s Plane to See
Dear Mr. Eccentric Sir, you’ve got to help me. Right now I’m on a airplane headed to Australia. We left from Newark NJ and the…
Read MoreWhich Way to Oxford?
Dear Mr. Eccentric, I’m a bachelor, 30 years of age, living in Burbank California. My nephew from a brother I’ve not spoken with for a…
Read MoreOzzy Under Cover
It’s really hard to remember that Ozzy Osbourne has been doing music for close to 40 years. Yet, it’s never surprising when an Ozzy tribute…
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How Money Loses Its Fools
or Extended Tales of Poor Customer Service or or This is the Last One of These, I Swear On walking towards the store one Saturday…
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Fooled Moon
Dear Mr. Eccentric, Is it true that the moon landing was done in a Hollywood studio like some people keep telling me it was, or…
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Combating the Hordes
or Further Tales of Poor Customer Service or or Which is worse: The Deal Hunters or Deal Makers? The Deal Hunters: At work I wear…
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A Dindin Din
Ah, hello there. Allow me to introduce yourself to myself. For legal purposes you cannot possibly fathom, my name is Mr. Eccentric, and I am…
Read MoreLord of War
A New Nicholas Cage? I’ve seen a good number of Nicholas Cage’s films in my day, most left me wondering exactly who in their right…
Read MoreThe Constant Gardner
The Constant Gardner: Or Convoluted Plots and Non-sequential Story Lines Aren’t Just For Quentin Tarantino Anymore! Not Something To Watch On A Mixture Of Alcohol…
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Tales of Poor Customer Service
…or How Logic Confounds the Common Consumer Some time ago I announced I was employed. And, for the past year, I have learned a new…
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