Ok this Koala climbs a telephone pole and….
Last Wednesday the face of television was changed forever. Well, mine was anyway, as I had put my shoe through it. Yep, you guessed it;…
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New Year? Is That Anything Like “New Coke?”
Well, everybody should be over their New Years hangovers, and resolutions should have been shredded faster than… never mind, Enron jokes were so last year.…
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You Bastards, You Killed Firefly
It has become brutally apparent now (like it hadn’t before, right?) that network television, along with its bastard cousin – cable, is run by the…
Read MoreThe Scooby Doo Movie
Or rather that title should read, “I can’t believe I’m giving a good review to Scooby-Doo the Movie,” because I am, and I can’t. For…
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A Bully Father: Theodore Roosevelt’s Letters to His Children
To begin with, the term ‘bully’ in this sense does not equate itself with the schoolyard bully and his band of thugs and cretins who…
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Motorhead’s Hammered Tour May 2002
We headed out for New Jersey around seven or seven thirty at night. I had been home from the crap factory I called college for…
Read MoreBig Momma’s House
Lawrence ends up having to disguise himself as Big Momma to get to the truth, whatever the hell that might be.
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Who You Callin’, Turkey
Yesterday was Thanksgiving; the day to give thanks, hence the name. We are to be thankful for what we have. However, there are those out…
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A Day Late and A Dollar Menu Short
Or, Suing the Fat Recently, the famed burger stand chain known as McDonald’s has come under fire and is being sued by at least nine…
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UHF (w/ 2002 DVD)
UHF is a movie about hope and discovery wrapped up in a shell of corny gags and riotous parody.
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