The Mock Ploughman’s Sandwich


  • Hard Rolls or Italian/French Bread
  • Branston Pickle
  • American Cheese

Thas as a mini version of a thing called a Ploughman’s lunch, which is some fruit, some veggies, a block of cheese and bread with a small cup of Branston Pickle – which is carrots, cauliflower, gherkins, marrows, onions. rutabega, tomatoes, and apples in a thick sweet and tangy sauce. Pretty damn good.

Basically all you do is put the cheese in your roll, spoon the pickle on, smush it down and consume. Simple, yet easy.

Milk is good with it, but so is Arizona Green Tea (Of course).

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Ryan Livingston

Ryan Livingston

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