Some Quotes From Doug Adams

The Major difference between a thing that might go wrong and thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
– Mostly Harmless, by Douglas Adams

Subconscious – that infuriating part of a person’s brain which never responds to interrogation, merely gives little meaningful nudges and sits humming quietly to itself, saying nothing.
– The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams